Bone Meal Enthusiast hoodie | Goth Gardener Humor hoodie | Plant Witch Aesthetic hoodie
For the witch who knows fertilizer is just a fancy word for “recycled ancestors.” 💀
The Bone Meal Enthusiast tee blends dark humor with botanical magic — a must-have for witches, gardeners, and anyone who worships the soil.
- Premium heavyweight fabric: US cotton
- Garment-dyed & pre-shrunk: Vintage look with minimal shrinkage
- Modern women’s fit: Boxy silhouette cropped to the natural waist
- Sturdy details: Ribbed crew neck, double-needle hems, twill-taped shoulder seams
Printed on luxuriously soft cotton, this shirt is perfect for potting herbs, casting protection spells, or confusing the cashier at Lowe’s.
Perfect For: Garden witches, Goth plant moms, Compost coven members, and Lovers of morbid botanical fashion
